I’m Captain America, and I’m drinking the pain away. Follow on Twitter (@drunkcap) Tumblr (3.0; @drunkcap)http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6zccyMsQK1qdv42bo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/28845579394http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/28845579394Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:41:00 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6mb58y3M61qmnvbko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://washington-church.tumblr.com/post/26469750380/youre-welcome">washington-church</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>You’re welcome.</p> </blockquote>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/26490420336http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/26490420336Wed, 04 Jul 2012 09:56:40 -0400drunkcaphappy 4th<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53zf5dEbD1rvpsryo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24437021786http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24437021786Mon, 04 Jun 2012 20:20:37 -0400drunkcapcaptain americabernie rosenthal<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53ziq6BoH1rvpsryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24429567803http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24429567803Mon, 04 Jun 2012 18:37:04 -0400captain americadrunkcappondering the meaning of life<iframe src="https://w.soundcloud.com/player/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fapi.soundcloud.com%2Ftracks%2F19296569&liking=false&sharing=false&origin=tumblr" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" class="soundcloud_audio_player" width="500" height="116"></iframe><br/><br/><p><em>When Captain America drinks Asgardian ale,</em></p> <p><em>He thinks about all the times in life he’s failed</em></p> <p><em>If he’s gone to a bar, then he’s feeling blue<br/></em></p> <p><em>And he’ll end up sobbing, shouting “Bucky!” too</em></p> <p><em>When Captain America drinks Asgardian ale</em></p> <p><img alt="Record Cover" height="400" src="http://i.imgur.com/sDiFt.jpg" width="400"/></p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24414265312http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24414265312Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:50:21 -0400captain americadrunkcaptheme song<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m53vkiSynj1rvpsryo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Bucky, no!</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24413414896http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/24413414896Mon, 04 Jun 2012 14:33:54 -0400drunkcapcaptain americabucky<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4g91grnxw1rvpsryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Rick thought it would be cute to dress as Bucky. It wasn’t.</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23576786064http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23576786064Tue, 22 May 2012 20:22:28 -0400captain americarick joneslarpingdrunkcap<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4fh2jK32x1rvpsryo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23544186386http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23544186386Tue, 22 May 2012 10:18:19 -0400drunkcapcaptain americasteve rogerspokemon<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m44st0fpDW1rvpsryo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23178781954http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/23178781954Wed, 16 May 2012 15:58:12 -0400captain americadrunkcapsteve rogersptsdmy life is empty<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3ri3h63nS1rssi2io1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22718938963http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22718938963Wed, 09 May 2012 11:59:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tonysboypussy.tumblr.com/post/22567913566/mugibrows-every-time-i-remember-the-fact-that">tonysboypussy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mugibrows.tumblr.com/post/22567093673/every-time-i-remember-the-fact-that-steve-cant">mugibrows</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>every time i remember the fact that steve can’t get drunk i think of the avengers all going out and getting smashed one night and steve’s just sitting there like ‘…guess i’ll be driving everybody back home’</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3mutiOLRR1ro0opr.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Nonsense. I just need a Stark proprietary blend to get drunk.</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22568207016http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22568207016Sun, 06 May 2012 23:30:07 -0400drunkcap<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gnzl8lAr1rvpsryo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Guys? Please?</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22345099992http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22345099992Thu, 03 May 2012 18:41:46 -0400captain americasteve rogersthe avengersavengersdrunkcap<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gn1mCKOI1r528wp.png"/></p> <p>Right? &#8230; Right?</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22330828724http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22330828724Thu, 03 May 2012 14:52:53 -0400captain americasteve rogersdrunkcapthe avengers<p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gichYL9e1r528wp.gif"/></p> <p>Wait&#8230;</p> <p>False alarm.</p>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22326510484http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22326510484Thu, 03 May 2012 13:10:54 -0400captain americasteve rogersdrunkcapthe avengers<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3gbzwKdf01rvpsryo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22321425587http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22321425587Thu, 03 May 2012 10:52:44 -0400captain americathe avengersi punched hitlerdrunkcapsteve rogers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3g98605fQ1rvpsryo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22319643869http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22319643869Thu, 03 May 2012 09:52:53 -0400captain americasteve rogersdrunkcapit hurts so much<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3g8mmtbco1rvpsryo1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22319275736http://drunkcap.tumblr.com/post/22319275736Thu, 03 May 2012 09:39:58 -0400captain americasteve rogersdrunkcap